Adventures With My Tea Muse - ENEMY!
Me: (reading a book and listening to jazz on my day off) Tea Muse: (runs inside the house and slams the door, jolting me out of my bliss) ARGH! Me: Hey, are you alright??? What's going on? You look like you've seen a ghost! Tea Muse: (runs to the windows and quickly closes the blinds) Shhhh! Me: Okay, now you've got me worried. What's outside? Tea Muse: (whispering) He's following me! (peers through a crack in the blinds, then sighs and sits down next to me) He followed me from the Imaginary Bookstore all the way home! Me: (putting my book to the side) Slow down. Who's HE? Explain! Tea Muse: (snaps her fingers and a cup of Earl Grey appears in her hands) I was at the bookstore as always, when I noticed some guy staring at me from across the place. I didn't think anything of it until I noticed that when I left the bookstore, he followed me! Dark glasses, hair sticking out in all directions, dark brown coat. . . (shaking) He gave me the creeps! Me: Hmmm. . .