Adventures With My Tea Muse - Mind Killing Tea

(prints of my Tea Muse are available in the VTC Etsy store - see below for the link!)

Me: I'm so glad I've got the next two days off from work. Whoopie! Should I just relax and do nothing, or work on everything else I've missed out, or - 

Tea Muse: (handing me a rather large cup of Earl Grey tea in silence)

Me: (taking a long sip) Ahhhh, thanks! How did you know I needed that most of all?

Tea Muse: Simple - The Earl Grey will FLOW! (grinning widely)

Me: (laughing) Okay, no more Herbert for you!

Tea Muse: Does that make me a Tea Bene -

Me: (looking around frantically to make sure no lawyers are present) We can't use those words here! Copyright and all. 

Tea Muse: (looking innocently at me) Then I guess I shouldn't say that I love a good SPICE tea?

Me: (finishing my tea then doing a facepalm)


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  1. James V7/19/2021 01:53:00 pm

    Muse is craving the sensation of a full body stillsuit.

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